I get 2 calls per day from ABN Amro Bank (without fail). It’s been a while that I have been getting these calls. I was sick and tired of getting calls. So… I went to the ABN Amro website, and entered my name in their DO NOT CALL registry and I was told that they will take care of it.
It’s been a month that I did it. But I still get calls from ABN Amro. From the same number, different people calling. Today, I ran out of patience and had an argument with the CSR. Here is the conversation:-
(Smart) Caller: Sir.. this is (someone) calling from ABN Amro Bank.
(Poor) Me: How many times do I have to tell you that I am not interested in your credit card? I get 2 calls every day and I say the same thing every time. Does that not make sense to you?
(Smart) Caller: Sir. I am sorry sir. Bye sir…
(Poor) Me: No… wait… I need to get this cleared out today… I have even registered on your Do Not Call registry. What else do I have to do in order to avoid calls from your bank?
(Smart) Caller: Sir… you cannot do anything sir… you will get calls… just say that you are not interested.
(Poor… and surprised) Me: What? That’s ridiculous. What do you mean? Are you punishing me for having a cell-phone? This does not make any sense to me… From where do you get these numbers?
(Smart) Caller: My manager Sir.
(Poor) Me: I want to talk to your manager. Transfer the call to him.
(Smart) Caller: No Sir… he is not available here right now.
(Now aggressive) Me: Okay. Let me talk to his manager then.
(Smart) Caller: No Sir… even he is not available.
(Puzzled) Me: What the heck is this... Is there anyone who is superior to you that I can talk to?
(Smart) Caller: No Sir… right now no one is available sir.
(Now going insane) Me: Okay, give me your manager’s number. I’ll call him on his mobile.
(Smart) Caller: No Sir.. I don’t have his number Sir.
(Again puzzled) Me: What do you mean you don’t have his number? You have the entire world’s number by not your manager’s. Don’t lie to me.
(Smart) Caller: No Sir. I don’t have his number. How will I have his number Sir.
(Totally aghast) Me: Look…. I don’t know what your process is. This is completely insane. I don’t want to get anymore calls from your bank. Please mark me in your database and tag it with “this guy does not want a credit card”.
(Smart) Caller: Ok Sir
[Hang Up]
30 minutes later… I get another call (only this time from a different number)…
(Another Smart) Caller: Sir.. this is (someone) calling from ABN Amro Bank.
#$%&@*%^
You think I need to file a lawsuit or something?
BTW, you may have noticed that I have put different qualifiers to my expressions. But I have not changed anything for the caller. Do you know why… because… it was just me who had any change in expression (tone I mean). The telesales caller was the same… in every sentence.
6 comments:
These ABN guys are real stupids. It's a pain even after you get your card with their services.
ABN AMRO is the worst bank to deal with - be it cards or accounts or anything. No wonder, it is up for sale ;)
Ask the telesales caller his/her personal cell number and promise to call them back in 2 AM in the night as you are busy right now.
Well, I got a call from ICICI last week and whe I told them I already have an ICICI card, the caller suggested me to get a new credit card and destroy the one I have as the new one has more features :)
Apply the trick in this article.
http://abhinavkatiyar.blogspot.com/2007/04/citibankwhen-will-these-5-minutes-be.html
lol
Just tell them to give her fone number if a gal and fck off if a guy.
These guys are sick. Once applied they dont give the card and again trouble.
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